Do bodily functions amuse you? Are you intrigued by reproductive organs? Does simply being a placental mammal tickle you? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, this book is for you! This is a collection of lewd poems from various authors. My husband either inspired me or helped me write the first poems. Some are parodies of songs that I like to sing to my baby while he is sucking my nipples. One-star ratings appreciated <3 Copyleft: We invite you to recreate this book on other platforms as long as you credit the original creator and all the authors of each respective poem in the format presented here. Submissions and inquiries can be sent to [email protected] Original version posted by K5Rakitan. BenJepheneT is the custodian of the Royal Road version.